{"product_id":"funny-cow-mug-not-my-pasture-not-my-bullshit","title":"Funny Cow Mug – “Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit” | Sarcastic Coffee Cup for Office \u0026 Home | Perfect Gift for Animal Lovers","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003eFull Shopify Product Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eStart your mornings with a dose of humor and a splash of attitude! This \u003cem\u003eFunny Cow Mug\u003c\/em\u003e featuring the bold phrase \u003cem\u003e“Not My Pasture, Not My Bullshit”\u003c\/em\u003e is perfect for anyone who appreciates a little sarcasm with their coffee. The eye‑catching design showcases a hilarious cartoon cow giving major side‑eye while chomping on grass — a surefire conversation starter for your coffee breaks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from premium‑quality ceramic, this mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe, ensuring long‑lasting durability and vibrant print quality. Whether you use it at home, at work, or give it as a gift, this novelty mug adds a fun, cheeky touch to any morning routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for friends, coworkers, farmers, or anyone who loves humor and isn’t afraid to show it, this mug makes the perfect birthday gift, gag gift, or office joke present. Sip, smile, and let everyone know you’re not here for any “pasture drama.”\u003cspan class=\"font-semibold\" data-streamdown=\"strong\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Exo Design","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56652398723449,"sku":null,"price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0933\/3784\/6137\/files\/SarcasticCoffeeMug_9_-_01.jpg?v=1770920186","url":"https:\/\/custom-crafted.uk\/products\/funny-cow-mug-not-my-pasture-not-my-bullshit","provider":"Custom Crafted","version":"1.0","type":"link"}